Someone should put you in the microwave and eat your probably fat ass for thanksgiving. I think they think they're being funny, but it's really just weird. Cats are also a bit more sensitive and complicated than dogs. Badddd =/. Cats Hate Feeling Lonely . She tried to climb up our fake tree and knocked all the bolbs off it. Yes its normal, I feel you, I hate mine too (it's actually my boyfriend), for the same reasons u do and more. The diseases that cats spread and the mess they make, all are reasons that cats shouldn't be let outside. Yes, because they don't like their cat or don't agree with you, that makes them a moron. You guys are clueless. Hate is a strong word, you sure you want to think that way? Good luck. I never wanted a cat and tried to get her to get rid of it many times. he bites and claws out my skin like a lunatic. Just give it away or take it to a shelter. I used to like the other one. It's so overwhelming it's impossible to pinpoint so I now have to spend even more money on a black light and a proper cleaning. TRY CLEANING it! I get that Helen's emotions don't function like mine (she's a cat), and I'm usually projecting whatever else is going on in my life onto her tiny frame. Don't kill it. You're the problem not the cat . Whenever she climbs tables and counters, have pans of water ready for her to jump on and I guarantee you, she will never do it again. The cat is now dead. He won't shut up when he is in their room, but I can't let them out when I am at work or if I have anything at all that needs my attention because I will actually kill one of them if they ruin my furniture, which they keep trying to do. She was probably abused and or has abandonment issues and could use some understanding and compassion. dont hurt it! WE ARE THEIR PREDATOR. He spent all his time doing all the things that drove her nuts -- sitting on her lap, getting up on the kitchen table with … We call her Jazzmainian Devil. If you treat the cat like its stupid it well do stuff to make you mad! Thanks. I do try to give her attention and play with her but she doesnt even like being touched most of the time. A. thats how those cats grow up to be B if you dont like it give it away to a good home leaving to to die is evil and killing it is against the law(which i do hope you get thrwon in jail) and C maybe you should look up the breeds first cuz it seems the cats fine ur just a bad owner. I'm sure it's s**t doesn't smell any worse than yours. 129; Yoga Cat . I've blocked her usual pee spots but I'm pretty sure she's picked new spots because that room is so saturated with the stench of cat urine that it makes my eyes burn. Latest Posts. My tom is so dumb and such a mess compared to her. I hate my cat so "F"ing much! I heard being "transparent" and being honest about eveything what's wrong with us is the best way to heal. dude u biscuit, cat's aren't meant to be domesticated - i think u should put it up against its feline cousins in the wild and videotape it. She's cool once I smoke her out, then she'll sit there and let me pet her and pass out. And recently she got sick and threw up on my bed which was really gross and I had to take her to the vet. He is 8 years old and constantly rips his fur out and bleeds all over the house. You should use it. Come on, get ahold of yourself, it's just a cat.. don't let it get you so mad just because its litter box smells. By allowing these cats to breed only passes on the defective gene. Our bedroom is the only room I can go to that won't upset my allergies until they discovered how to open the door. If out of the corner of your eye you can sit her ready to be her retarded self, rattle a tin can full of stones, coins, or marbles. Putting a creature that likes sunshine, fresh air, climbing, scratching, and running around inside of a closet is just cruel; that's like prison, solitary confinement. You're a fucking dickhole. I mean, out of all the cats in the world, why reject Helen? I guess I should be impressed, that these women are so observant of their cats. Oh wait, unless you're the guy coming up with the CURE FOR CANCEr?! If they sense aggression from you, you will receive it in kind. They’re adorable, quirky, and make the best lap warmers. I listen to zeppelin and am working on my chemical engineering degree. It'd make BOTH of us happy! he jumps at my feet every single time i exit the bath. Latest Posts. Cute; Funny; Happy; Silly; Uncategorized; Weird; Advertisement. They can and will learn. My boyfriend and I live together and wanted to get an animal we could both enjoy and when he's home or our other 2 roommates she hides. She'll piss right next to a perfectly clean kitty litter right in front of me and hiss at me if I try to stop her or chase her away. Why dont you just ask your brother to give it away does he live with you? Did you noticed it's 46% normal? You can tell him that you wrote an absolutely hilarious fake story of it on IIN. Getting frustrated is normal but if you're THAT frustrated, nothing good can come of it other than the cat resenting you for your aggression because it DOESNT understand, and you resenting it in kind. Or both. The ones I feel unequipped to help I give to farmers. They both like me and sit in my lap and play with me. Cats need to feel as if they have a choice. I'll just do that then. If all a cat does is lie around and be fat then they are not happy and definitely not healthy. She plays with peas, purrs at artichokes, and has a strange fondness for chicken (but only the neighbor's chicken). That's her resting face, too: a look of pure animus. I felt guilty afterwards and never did it again, but never has a pet given me this much trouble as this one cat. ermm, you're half normal. Cats are curious animals and sometimes that curiosity can be destructive. Well, just try to stay away from it. We have taken one selfie together, and she looks fucking furious in it. however it is not normal to carry out this cruel behavior. I drowned in a bucket of ice cold water. He seemed into it, as he had always been a cat lover, but I knew he was mostly doing this for me; my depression often would get unmanageable, and he wanted to help. I've had my cat for several months and I use to like her and thought she would warm up to people when she got use to her surroundings, but she hasn't and I can't stand her. They have way more neurons than dogs do. Who knows, maybe your family would be better off without such an angry asshole in charge. Aside from that my last cat was so much like a dog. Cats pee, it's a normal bodily function that we all engage in, and the cat has the decency to even urinate where it's supposed to, yet the OP wants to horrifically and cruelly murder it just for being born a cat? 5.0 out of 5 stars A funny, sweet book that will speak to all who are owned by cats (and the cat-curious) Reviewed in the United States on January 31, 2019 If you know cats (and I think it's safe to say that most of us do), you know that the "hate" in this title points to overflowing buckets of love. She rarely yowls. "The way she always is," I'll say. The other one is the pisser. Helen was four or five years old, and she had backed herself into a corner of her carrier, away from all the people. And I am by NO means an angry person. I feel no sympathy to owners whose cat is run over by a car because of such. She can be very cuddly and affectionate when no one else is around, but she isn't clingy. Yeah I seriously understand where you're coming from. My cat climbs on tables, scratches at doors at all hours of the day and night, completely destroyed our screen door, runs laps on our bed when we're sleeping, wakes me up at 4am for attention, etc. It sucks to hate stuff, it makes me shake and have my heart beat really fast each time I do (I'm sure u know what I mean) and I hate him for hating him if it makes sense. I didn't even scream, because I am that abused at this point, totally accustomed to this behavior. He is a rotten cat! . Didn't really like me or anyone and he would often chase me and smack me with his kitty soft paws, declawed of course. Watch movies, cook dinner, have that sort of blissfully dull life. My boyfriend and I broke up, and we decided to move out of our apartment. Cute; Funny; Happy; Silly; Uncategorized; Weird; Advertisement. And i swear she gets jeallous when the boy (Elvis) gets snuggles and love. A stupid, pathetic waste.. an invalidic embarrassment to our species that is LONG overdue in serving it's only useful purpose to nature, to rot away. One tray is supposed to last one cat a month. When I opened the window wide enough and turned to pick up the unit to install it, Helen decided to explore. The cat has done nothing to you. Women especially seem to identify with their animals and project feminine traits onto them. It took months but I finally found something and now he has the nerve to turn his nose up at that. She brought her son of 15 months, and a 4yr old male cat she got from Second Chance two weeks prior to moving in. I'd be tempted to say ignore the cat - but then it would be all over you! and the other half is "awww, cute". Maybe your family is resisting drowning you in a bucket of cold water.. you're a piece of shit. She's loving, obedient, and playful for the most part but she is the absolute devil when I don't have time for her or if I won't let her in the bathroom while I take a shit. Everyday I threaten my family to drown it in a bucket of cold water, or put in a microwave to explode! Lie on the couch with you. IF she won't even try or compromise, you should find a new girlfriend. Cats are harder to train than dogs because they think a lot more. We can't get rid of it, my husband loves that black cat. And I realize that the animals don't exist to please me, just like I don't please them all the time. She steps in her fresh poop and gets it all over the kitchen floor and carpet of the living room at least 4 times a week. Any human filth that would even entertain the thought of drowning them is sick. I have had pets throughout my life, but for some reason, I have a kitten who is little shit-bag. This creature is 13 years old and won't die. It's akin to picking up your dog's poop or flushing your own toilet. She has a ton of toys and things to scratch but insists on destroying my furniture. She can be affectionate and sweet when she wants to be but she's mostly just a nightmare. I have had dog's my whole life, never been without one. It knows that no matter how it acts it will get attention. I feel bad for any living being around your scumbag self. Thhe female is the devil incarnate. RAAAAAAR WE ARE THE PREDATOR.... LOL. Don't hurt the cat! If you already have one or more cats and you bring a new cat home, the reaction of your old (or resident cat or cats), may simply be to avoid the new cat. will be legend! If you want to work with the cat, I suggest you contact Jackson Galaxy: I love my cat to death but at the same time, she makes me miserable. I know this comment is 3 years old,but i dont care! The fact that you are trying to find a solution says a lot of good about you, so if she won't even try, you gotta do what's best for yourself. I totally agree, I have a Persian cat I absolutely regret buying it, I fucking hate the thing so much, it was cute as a kitten but now it's so ugly and sheds everywhere and stinks horribly and is so stupid it drives me crazy I want to just take the thing and punch it as hard as I can. And on top of all that, she wipes her butthole on my bed and I yell at her but she doesn't get it. I want two cats but every feline shes ever comes across, she attacks them viciously. Sleeping. Im really starting to resent my girlfriend because I hate this effing cat so much and she refuses to do anything about the cat. It makes the litter box smell, even with crystal litter that "Preserves odour for five weeks" I CANT STAND IT. However difficult things are, cats are NOT Dogs, they only respond to patience and positive reinforcement, therefore they cannot be trained the same way. They are not ornaments, they need to play and have affection not resentment if they're to be happy. might have been 9 years ago you posted but, who would of thought you can buy chill pills now for your animals. Her latest obsesseion is the christmas tree and im tempted to duck tape her to it for a night to teach her a lesson. And that is not fair to him or I. I am really looking for help or advice. But its so cute, look at it, look at its fluffy fur, round eyes, little paws and bushy tail. I will never understand the women who gave up my cat. Your current cat probably doesn't hate your new cat, she's probably just scared of him. He tagged along with you, talked to you, and used the bathroom outside. Do you have a tabby? Again all I have to do is say "quit" and she stops. Problems that I chose to have, apparently, when I purchased this animal, which makes me wonder exactly what kind of idiot I am. In my search for one of those lamps that you stand under for twenty minutes every morning to simulate better times, I read something online about pets being good for your mood. Very good luck to you. She hates being pet or held unless she is sleepy. I signed up just to comment I agree. But your cat may be unhappy, for reasons we discuss in this article. Sorry but relationships are two sided, it can't be all about her. I have another cat who has the very annoying habit of howling repeatedly at night. i dont think your weird when it comes to hating your cat i love all my animals, except her. Her ears are so soft, and she lets me play with her paws. Also, cats all have different personalities; don't expect them to all be the same. He loves me, and I think considers me his owner. Even playing with your cat will make it friendlier. Save money on clothes, holidays, days out, pregnancy and baby gear, homeware, garden furniture and more with exclusive deals! Also if every single time you have contact with it is negative, then the cat will only accosiate you with bad things. They'll say, shaking their heads. Then he'll associate the bad behavior with being alone not with attention from you, which is probably all the litter dudes trying for. I try really hard to be nice to the cat but i refuse to live with it until it dies of natural causes or until we break up. Eventually, the cat will associate being ignored with the bad behaviors. I am fed up! One's 15 and the other is 6. What are you, an animal? Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube. My problem is that my boyfriend really likes them. She is mean. I have 2 cats I've had since they were kittens. Wow someone has anger issues. Get your own music profile at, the world’s largest social music platform. But I cannot see a version of myself who is compelled to show pictures of my cat to strangers. Sounds harsh, but wouldn't it really make you happy? Helen is never saying "Uh oh." But I’m not here today to talk about cats in general, I’m here to talk about my cat; Tangeray. Food for humans! 159; Who Did This . Is she spaid? i love animals haha, get a trainer to help your cat "go" outside, Blow the motherfucker datin a korean guy he said the meat tastes good....extra crispy no msg but u gotta pluck it first! Sometimes, at dinner or over brunch, my friends will ask me how my cat is. It's not easy. I cant help myself. Helen is a pain, but she's mine. I am amazed at the stupidity I read here. HA! I know a lot of people will get upset reading this but I hate my cat. Seriously, there are few things worse than animal abuse, don't hurt it, other wise you are a major douche bag. The boy has been fixed and he's alot calmer but i swear im tempted to give the evil bitch a full historectomy myself. I have my boyfriend take care of them for the most part, but I have to do all of the things that make you more mad at cats, like doing their nails, giving medicine, and giving baths. He is also very needy, and restless, … Although sometimes I wounder if I have problems because sometimes when I look at his smoothed Persian face I feel like squeezing him. SHUT the F Up then. Someone else's poor conditioning of the animal can be corrected if you care enough to have patience and effort. none of my pets use litterboxes they all go in field or a bush far- far away, i have a cat called Gingerx love him loads! She meows at my bedroom door to let her in at night. =D, just take it to your local rspca and say its a stray know one will know. It's just the noise and the threat that does the trick. 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